Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020

slitan

A word mostly understood by people situated west in Norway, around Bergen.
Used when you want to express your excitement over a new thing someone you know bought or have got.

Slitan med ny bukse!
Slitan på håret!

by Idus March 14, 2007

slave to the slit

A man who is dominated by his wife or girlfriend and therefore has no time for leisure activities or socialising.

Chris couldn't make it tonight. I think he's become a slave to the slit.

by Quimbonda June 15, 2008

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Goat Slitting

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.

I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.

by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

slimy marvin

While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!

I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!

by LukeAss April 22, 2006

Cold Slither

The musical band formed by Cobra comrades in the "G.I. Joe" cartoon to hypnotize their listeners and turn them to evil.

"Cold Slither, you'll be joing us soon. A band of vipers playin' a tune."

by Todd Weberlinski December 13, 2003