shitendipity

Noun. A confluence of unexpected occurrences resulting in a particularly shitty experience.

Antonym of serendipity.

Catherine was gobsmacked by all the shenanigans, misfortune, and run-of-the-mill shite she had to deal with over the weekend. It was total shitendipity and she barely survived.

by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020

soitenly

"certainly" - made famous by a certain 'Stooge' . (ie there were three of 'em) So get with the program you numbskull.fosure

why soitenly" "nyuk nyuk nyuk

by eddiboi August 12, 2010

skitenapped

The act of going for one or two drinks, then being cajoled/forced into an extended drinking session. Often followed by a night on the couch.

"I only went out to watch the football, but Matty turned up and skitenapped me."

by NealeJohnston August 25, 2006

Saitenji

a bunneh priest that will forever remain in our hearts.

Saitenji: Hi...
Girls: KYAAAAAAAA!!!!

by bunneh priest lover January 17, 2005

Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022

sliden

mostly used to show love on someones myspace or etc

" sliden on ya page to show love"

by will305 June 15, 2009

slicence

slicence - such as slice licence or licence to slice, a word used by gangsters, to show respect to other members or to spread good words about them.

guy 1: "don't mess with him bruv he's got a slicence

guy 2: "what's that?"

guy 1: "it means he'll slice you if you don't shut up"

by YTPEXPERT July 25, 2010