slapjob

A quick and dirty edit to a project, usually via Photoshop.

I really wanted to dedicate the time to make a quality meme, but my mom came upstairs, so you'll have to settle for this slapjob.

by kgils March 6, 2019

Slimjob

When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.

Example 1:
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.

Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...

by Drillbit314 May 24, 2009

Slimjob

The act of wrapping a slim jim around an erected cock, and then slowing eating if off.

Yo the asian slut Caitlin gave my boy Jim a mad slimjob last night.

She really knows how to mechanically separate that meat.

by CaitRape9 May 6, 2010

slapjob

To rapidly slap ones cock with brisk quick hand motions, banging the genitalia against the inner thighs till the penis ejaculates. The slapping continues till the penis is a raw bloody phallus.

Brian recieved a jolly good slapjob from Larissa till his bloody cock had cum more then enough to fill a goats ass.

by Mr. Mayonasse August 21, 2007

SLIMJOB

When you download slimbrowser and your bored so you need a slimjob

I NEED A SLIMJOB RIGHT NOW

by Superawesomefan August 30, 2023

Cincinnati Slapjob

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.

Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.

by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025