Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.
by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009
Get the Slampiece mug.The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010
Get the Natty to Slampiece Ratio mug.Derived from the latin word slimaties, which loosely translates to ladies of the evening. The word has come to be synonymous with vulgar promiscuous woman who flout propriety. While found throughout the nation they seem to mate and congregate in two centralized locations.
One genus (Homo sapien slutian) tends to prefer the small town of Stonington in southeast Connecticut. Often compared to Courtney Love, this group is considered the lesser of two evils.
The second genus (Homo Sapien whoratarias) congregate around the small school of Johnson and Whales in Providence Rhode Island. As a result of the high density in which they live in the area many consider this the slimie capital of the nation, if not world. This group does not attempt to flaunt wealth or class. Quite the contrary, they openly put their intentions forward and spread their slime to anybody willing to accept.
Sometimes put into a group of their own, there is a select group of slimies that hold residents in both areas of congregation. In some cases the slime has gone air-born, and all non-slimies are advised to keep a safe distance from this group.
One genus (Homo sapien slutian) tends to prefer the small town of Stonington in southeast Connecticut. Often compared to Courtney Love, this group is considered the lesser of two evils.
The second genus (Homo Sapien whoratarias) congregate around the small school of Johnson and Whales in Providence Rhode Island. As a result of the high density in which they live in the area many consider this the slimie capital of the nation, if not world. This group does not attempt to flaunt wealth or class. Quite the contrary, they openly put their intentions forward and spread their slime to anybody willing to accept.
Sometimes put into a group of their own, there is a select group of slimies that hold residents in both areas of congregation. In some cases the slime has gone air-born, and all non-slimies are advised to keep a safe distance from this group.
by The Slimie Exterminator January 9, 2009
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Dave: "Yeah she can definitely hang"
Frat Brother "dude, wtf you like took her on a date today"
Dave: "Yeah she can definitely hang"
by cunexttuesdayyy February 25, 2010
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by Lil kim liz August 17, 2006
Get the skimpies mug.Any person of the female persuasion that is perticularly appealing to the general male population. This includes but is not limited to those with nice chesticles or a fine ass.
by Jario Florez March 10, 2005
Get the Fly slimmy; Fly slimmies (pl.) mug.More suggestive, and therefore far more amusing, variation of politically correct, gender-neutered pansexual labels such as S.O. to refer to a sexual partner or boy/girlfriend. See also slamp, piece.
Sorry I haven't come in to work for the past month, i've been busy shagging my new slampiece full-time and couldn't walk straight.
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