Slumlord

A person who lords over a slum (crappy apartment builing, townhouse complex, etc). ie a stupid bastard landlord

The slumlord came into my flat and was like "Where's my goddamned rent you nigger infested squirrel?!"

by Cooze #2 August 23, 2004

Simplord

Gunther on the NBC Sitcom, Friends.

Gunther is the true simplord who taught us how to be a simp.

by Gunther CentralPerk February 16, 2022

Polish Slumlord

A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.

Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?

Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

simplord

The alpha of all simps. A male that gives masses of money to girls that don't want anything to do with him

Ceaser is the king of all simps. Some would call him a simplord.

by SisterFista May 21, 2020

Slumlord

No good Mike Holmes ass bih

Don't be a slumlord. Fix the drain.

by Bob125414 May 14, 2020

Slumlord

A minority landlord who rents to other minorities and refuses to take care of the property because the local government won't do anything about it.

A illegal immigrant landlord who rents to to other illegal immigrants and refuses to take care of the property because the local government won't do anything about it.

My slumlord didn't charge me rent because he didn't want me to deport him.

by BigSlimBg February 23, 2018

Slumlord

The highest ranking of a lazy being, often slumming around the house

Get off the couch and stop being such a slumlord

by Bean in July 12, 2015