Slenderman is a scary ass nigga wit no face and a suit
Person 1: have you ever seen slender man?
Person 2: yeah in the game but he don't really exist and if he did I would(swank) him
Person 1: have you ever seen slender man?
Person 2: yeah in the game but he don't really exist and if he did I would(swank) him
by fakepolounlimited September 11, 2013
A tall figure seen in woods has some sort of tentacles from his back. Wears a coat but no human. Also it don't have face.
It abduct kids. There are some footage of it in the Internet. But it's not clear that what the figure is.
It abduct kids. There are some footage of it in the Internet. But it's not clear that what the figure is.
by proxy301 July 30, 2018
it is a hilarious sexual prank in which you are fucking a girl, and right be fore she finishes you have a tall, skinny friend walk in dressed as slenderman.
Warning: you may get feces and urine on yourself by doing this
Warning: you may get feces and urine on yourself by doing this
To prank my grilfriend, Bob dressed up and pulled The Slenderman in the middle of our alone time. Her reaction was priceless
by Josh Birchwood January 18, 2013
A Slenderman is an abnormally long yet thin penis. In order for a penis to qualify as a Slenderman, it must be capable of being coiled in a circle twice while flaccid.
1- Daniel has a Slenderman, so I bet he's really good at docking
2- I do say, I just saw the most unsettling Slenderman in the locker room.
2- I do say, I just saw the most unsettling Slenderman in the locker room.
by Nesta_Love January 28, 2016
Slenderman is Paranormal Figure From Something Awful Forums. His story is that he was a business man. A Demon Possessed him and gave him the opportunity to drive people insane and steal children. He is Seen in forests parks and other areas. But mostly in Parks. Slenderman has brothers who kill to. Well, some: His favourite: Offendorman
Worst Fav: Splendorman
Cowardly Fav: Trenderman.
Slendy main victims are children. However
Worst Fav: Splendorman
Cowardly Fav: Trenderman.
Slendy main victims are children. However
by Google Inc. February 04, 2017
"Slenderman" is a term commonly used by youth to describe Peter Griffin after he went through a chyropractic prosedure which fixed his posture and increased his height considerably.
by cockulus the endless October 20, 2022
A scorned old man with a drinking problem and a fetish for urinating out of windows, burning dogs and stalking ex girlfriends.
by Nmfc August 17, 2018