Sleep Juice

The feeling after you excrete all stress after masturbation

Dude, ima get off fortnite and get some sleep juice.

by FortniteFreak126 March 5, 2018

Sleep Juicer

Someone who likes to have sex in their sleep.

Jeff: dude, I heard Jessica is a sleep juicer!

Craig: dude no way, I've always wanted to fuck a sleeping chick.

Jessica: I want you to fuck me while I'm sleeping.

Tyler: ooh, a sleep juicer. My fetish!

by Samantha123lizzy September 24, 2016

Sleepy j

Sleepy j falling asleep while giving a handy j

Man Brandi fell asleep the other night I got a sleepy j

by Waihk July 8, 2018

sleep-jamming

v. The dancing of an extremely tired, nearly asleep concert-goer, though nodding off the person continues to move to the music.

Common at music festivals due to sleep deprivation, and hours of standing.

Did you see Todd sleep-jamming at the Umphrey's concert? He was loving it.

by sauter January 28, 2008

Sleep jizzum

The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.

Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”

by GW Dunston December 31, 2018

Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!

Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”

by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010

Jesus beat me to sleep

When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.

Annica rocked my world so hard Saturday night it felt like Jesus beat me to sleep.

by pta391 July 20, 2009