slaptard

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003

Saptarshi

A dog person, entirely made of goodness. A tad bit of evil, but harmless soul. Can talk about everything and anything and is a self-critic. Secret keeper to the power of infinity, and a master tactician. Will charm in a heartbeat, and always cracking unfunny jokes. Gets on nerves at times, but an OG.

I mustn't really say this, but he's an Saptarshi.

by Faulty hermano November 23, 2021

Slaptap

A gesture/greeting, giving props to your hommies, commonly used in Rollerblading and other sports

The action includes a low five followed by clenched fists coming together/ tapping.

Steveo: Hey bro I just landed this sick gnarly trick

Phil: Sick

*The Slaptap commences!!

by Slaptaper March 25, 2010

slastard

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

slaptastic

Good, as opposed to bad.

Trackstar's new album is hella slaptastic.

by To' October 22, 2006

sluptard

Stupid slut retard, it can be used when a person is all three or one of the defining words.

"Did you see the guy over there who tripped and fell down the stairs?"
"No."
"Hes such a sluptard."

by LoliveiraMD June 8, 2016

sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.

Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.

by _mlp_ January 10, 2019