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Slap Dick

A game where two or more men put honey or other adhesives on their hands and take turns slapping each other's wangs.

The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.

The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.

For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.
K, guy, lets play Slap Dick, no pube shots!
by nyoung64 July 4, 2012
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Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December
by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019
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Slap Dick

Slap Dick is a commonly played game where two guys get hard and sit facing one another. They then proceed to switch off slapping each other's dick. The guy whose dick falls off first is the loser. Following the game, the winner may choose to do the victory ritual: pick up the fallen off dick (before it looses to much blood and becomes limp), smack the loser's forehead with said dick and finish by yelling SLAP DICK!
"(Picks up hard dick, slaps loser with it) SLAP DICK!"
by Scrat420 October 15, 2009
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A modern way to tell a nigga to fuck off
Amy: Hey how are you
Jaquan: Bitch why the fuck u bothering me slap dick
by NiggahCat October 24, 2020
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Slap dick

Slap dick younboul
by Kev (philly boul) October 26, 2020
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Slap Dick

In other words, Fuck You, Suck my dick. Another way of telling somebody to get they whack ass on somewhere .
Bro SLAP DICK and die foo gtfo.”
by Slapdickanddie February 20, 2021
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To tell someone to fuck off or to indicate they being an annoying bitch
Lucas: Man you a slow ass runner
Max: you a bitch, slap dick
by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021
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