stupified

Confused and stupid at the same time. Sometimes involves starring blankly into the abyss.

Alex Wall is always stupified

by Blake R May 14, 2007

Slayified

When you slay someone to slay all day and slay all night

Sara: Woah did you see Jungwoo in his Bella costume?

Aya: Yeah!! They really Slayified him.

by saragossandayathornal January 6, 2022

Shanified!

To be Blessed by the Goddess herself Shanery! Just the presence of her will cause you to be Shanified!

Gurlll we so got Shanified!

LIKE OHEMGEE GURL THERES SHANERY *SHANIFIED*

by Th3SiLeNcE March 28, 2009

Shupified

Shupified is a condition whereby the afflicted feels like their head is about to explode as a near genesis recites Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto in German and English.

A rare condition brought about by being in awe of a person’s intelligence as compared to their own is often a precursor to a Shupified state of mind.

by TheZackmancommeth December 11, 2021

salamified

To pwn someone so hard in Gears of War, that they revert to a life of solitude and salami binging.

Dude, you should have seen me, I salamified the host with the gnasher shotgun!

by Son of Dick February 3, 2009

slutified

When you been single for the first time in a long time and your trying to get a different mandingo every night of the week.

Ashley: Oh my goosh!!! Jamie had over a tall black mandingo last night. She is a certified slutified!!!
Friend: Was he the same guy she had over last night
Ashley: No Girl! It's been different mandingo over every night this week. She was even walking funny yesterday morning when she took Penny for a stroll. Now that's a real certified slutified!!!

by @@@####345677765FTRFGT H , JL April 26, 2017

scarified

terrified and scared at the same time- actually in the dictionary

Steven King is scarifying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME IM SCARIFIED! MY EXAMPLE IS STILL TOO DAMN SHORT

by me July 7, 2004