Slap cock to the rice

A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.

Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.

by Joe from Brooklyn March 9, 2008

slamcock

Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.

I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.

by Chip August 19, 2004

Slopcock

noun: a penis that has recently been blown or involved in penetration.

"Man, that girl was on the rag and didn't tell me. Talk about a slopcock."

by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY

Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.

John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.

by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 11, 2019

Slipcock

The OTHER correct way to pronounce Slipknot as well as Shitknot

Slipcock fan: Slipknot rules!!!!
Real Metal fan: Uhh....no. Listen to real metal like Slayer or something.
Slipcock fan: FUCK YOU!!! YOU SUCK!!!!! MAGGOTS RULE!!
Real Metal fan: Of course, faggots rule. Seriously listen to some real metal.
(Slipknot fan listens to Vital Remains)
Slipcock fan: Crap, I've been wasting my ears! Thanks!!

by Slipknot Sucks Shit April 24, 2008

Slaycock

Noun - name for a girl that has many sex partners over every week. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who is replicating the behavior of a slaycock.

Wow you have been sleeping with 7 different guys every week. You're such a Slaycock.

by Dipolarspade4 September 25, 2016

Slap Cock

slang word referring to the game of badminton; slapping a shuttlecock over the net with paddles

Bro grab a cock and some paddles so we can play some slap cock!

by yungcart September 21, 2017