Slap Chop

To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.

"I Will Slap Chop You"

"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"

"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"

by Cock.Juice April 28, 2009

The Slap-Chop

A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.

When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.

"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."

by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010

slap-chopped

To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.

I just totally slap-chopped this salad!

by Kari206 January 19, 2010

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

Slap Chopped

When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth

Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon

by MouseXIII June 16, 2010

slap your chops

It's receiving are slapping somebody in the face

If you don't take out that trash I'll slap your chops

by Master of trades slave to no July 15, 2022

SlapChop that Ho

Pulverizing a Plan B bill, then slipping it into a ho's breakfast after you turned her out, to make sure she doesn't try to make you her baby daddy.

Tommy fucked a skank without a condom again and when she refused to get an abortion, he had to SlapChop that ho!

by Da Linguist February 2, 2014