Slapcheese

The buildup that gets on your ballsack after multiple days of fucking and not showering.

I fucked that 2 dollar an hour Ugandan whore for three days straight, I had to scrape the slapcheese off of my nuts with a butterknife.

by Azrael Darkflame May 26, 2004

slapcheek

an excuse josef mariniello comes up with when he doesnt want to come to school after returning from the snow, mongoloid..

"Nah man, I cant come to school tomorrow and probably Wednesday, I have slapcheek" - Josef Mariniello

by ass-boy July 19, 2010