samaritans

Helpline that you can phone when you are at risk of ending it all. An ear to talk to when you have things bothering you that you couldnt tell another living soul.

Person answers phone "hello this is the Samaritans how can we help?"
Desperate person answers "Hello, my world is falling apart"
Then proceeds to spill their "guts" to a complete stranger about how fucked up their life is....
Feels a bit better afterwards and can see things in a different light.

by Homielover February 28, 2009

Samaritan

A Christian School, with muslim lebanese in abundance. Pretentiously spend their money on big purple trams, which like the students are slow and know only one direction

"Meet the Samaritan Boys at Subway leh"

by Anon Amos February 14, 2005

Sagarika

An Indian cactus known best for the spice it produces.

Let's collect Sagarika juice.

by SimMir March 11, 2009

Capt. Samaritan

He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)

His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!

Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"

Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"

Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"

"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"

by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009

Good Samaritank

Someone who is eager to help, but whose help makes the problem worse.

Let's take care of this problem before Steve tries to help. He's a good Samaritank.

by Good Intentions January 12, 2008

Slagatarian

An individual consisting of undesirable, slaggy characteristics.

Nerisa, you're such a slagatarian these days.

by PNJG May 4, 2018

swagariah

The sexiest person alive

Swagariah is so hot

by Swagariah June 14, 2021