monkey snack

A small portion of food usually consumed when high on drugs, or too busy to have an actual meal.

I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.

by cronix April 29, 2004

Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?

Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.

by King Draco November 24, 2018

smack my church monkey

The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.

Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.

"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."

by JaKeJa January 3, 2008

you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

Monkey With No Sack

This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla

Wow this Monkey With No Sack is very sad.

by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024

Slick Money

Money made through "non-taxable" jobs, such as slangin' caine or scratching people off the big mans list.

I got paid some Slick Money for that John Anderton hit.

by Irish Whiskey Man 4280 March 12, 2003

sackmonkey

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it

you are such a sackmonkey

by snoopman May 2, 2009