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The act of giving your significant other a rimjob whilst theyre playing Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
*whilst giving head* spread your legs babe my dragons coming in for a Skyrimjob
by Thel777 November 21, 2017
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The title was founded by a man who witnessed a vehicular automotive mishap that launched a rim high beyond the sunset hence the title "Skyrim" then later transmuted into the ongoing in-joke, Skyrimjob.
Dude 1: Holy shit man did you see that?
Dude 2: Dude that rim went SKY HIGH!
Dude1: Oh my God..dude (dude 2 looks at dude 1 with anticipation)
Dude 1&2: a skyrim!

Dude 1. Yo, have you heard of this game called Skyrim? its wicked man
Dude 2. Yeah I've heard of this other game too, its called Rimjob.
by A Swift Groin Kick January 4, 2012
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When he or she is giving you a rimjob and right as you fart you scream "FUS RO DAH!!!" and on the DAH part you release a huge fart on the person's tongue.
Partner 1: I'm gonna release a big fart! Fus...Ro...
Partner 2: Don't give me a Skyrimjob!
Partner 1: DAH! *rips a huge fart*
by Valstorm June 22, 2018
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When you are giving your sex partner a rimjob, and then stop for a moment to shout in the dragon language into their anus.
Bobby was giving Diane a nice rimjob, and she was moaning excitedly. Then, the Nord blood stirred inside him, and he shouted "Iiz Slen Nus"! And Diane's butt instantly spasmed with a dragon-sized orgasm. It was a skyrimjob.
by M.C. 1987 February 10, 2020
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When you are scared of playing Skyrim because you are scared you will pop a lung.
"Wanna play Skyrim with Friends?"
"Nah, I don't want to pop my lung mate"
"Dude, you have major skyrimphobia"
by 1LungMan September 5, 2021
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Skyrimsomnia

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A form of insomnia imposed by the addictiveness of the most magnificent video game known to mankind, Skyrim.
Example 1: Artemisia: You look really tired..
Starstrider: It's because of Skyrimsomnia.
Artemisia: Totally understood.

Example 2: I was up until 6AM with Skyrimsomnia, but it was worth every minute.
by autumnsmodesty November 30, 2011
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Man 1: Dude have you seen the new Elder Scrolls trailer?!

Man 2: Are you kidding me, man? It gave me a Skyrim-job!!!
by xman2008 April 21, 2011
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