Masturbating, jacking off. a term used at military academies since theres not much female companionship and normally college students don't Skype with their grandparents.
Steve: Where's Joe been all this time?
Chuck: I don't know, probably Skyping with Grandma.
Steve: Wouldn't surprise me
Chuck: I don't know, probably Skyping with Grandma.
Steve: Wouldn't surprise me
by steelerdan October 28, 2011
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by hott_and_dangerous December 22, 2010
Get the skyping mug.The act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between "goofy" and "standard" pump stances. Longboards for Skumping are generally in the 36" - 43" length range with 25"+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in Giant Slalom racing.
by James Peters January 21, 2006
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by rhepnar October 25, 2010
Get the souping mug.The combination of downhill snow skiing and snow tubing into one trip. The infusion of alcohol in both activities is also mandatory.
Mike: Dude, what happened to your two front teeth?
Brett: I was hammered on our skubing trip and hit a tree while taking a shot and trying to ski at the same time.
Mike: Dumbass
Brett: I was hammered on our skubing trip and hit a tree while taking a shot and trying to ski at the same time.
Mike: Dumbass
by Skuber January 19, 2011
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Get the Stuping mug.Admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the crapper. Skumping is the evolution of this act.
by Miami_Bach_Party January 22, 2012
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