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Masturbatory Skullduggery

You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?
This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaper paste solution!
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
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skullbuggery

The act of having butt sex with a skeleton.
Guy 1: Dawg, I totally butt fucked that skeleton. It was some very intense skullbuggery.

Guy 2: Aw, you silly necrophiliac...
by Billiam Jenkins April 9, 2010
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Skullduggery

Person 1: Aimee is full of skullduggery!
Person 2: Yeah, I know!
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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Skullduggery High

A euphoric feeling that comes from doing something you can't tell too many people because of the repercussions.
I just fucked the hostess while my wife was parking the car and now I have such as skullduggery high. Don't tell anyone.
by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010
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Skulduggery Pleasant

A slang term used for when someone is killed because the murderer doesn't want their best friend to die saving the world.
Man, Joshua got Skulduggery Pleasanted the other day by Marco.

Hermione should have Skulduggery Pleasanted Voldemort herself so Harry didn't have to die.
by Totally-Not-Valkyrie-Cain June 14, 2017
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Skullbuggery

Similar to the act of skullduggery - The ability to ply your ladyfriend with excessive amounts of alcohol, granting access to her back bassage during, otherwise vaginal intercourse.
Leroy: "I managed to sneak one in the back door last night 'cause the missus was bladdered"

Kenneth: "You filthy cunt. That's surely an act of skullbuggery if i've heard one"
by Dan Jeacock January 17, 2008
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Skullniggery

Skullniggery is the same as skullduggery except when done by niggers. This usually includes activities like drug dealing, rape, welfare fraud, and the other clandestine activities that niggers are infamous for.
Nigger 1: Yo mu'fuckan nigga, I hear Tyrel he like be cookin sum mu'fuckin dope but uh the mu'fuckin poli sho uh.
Nigger 2: Yo mu'fuckin dawg nigga homie, he be into like sum uh mu'fuckin skullniggery.
Nigger 1: Damn mu'fuckin nigga bitch dawg homie yo dawg dawg!
by HomieBillCosby May 23, 2018
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