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Skorpion

A small Czech made sub-machine gun usually made in .32 ACP caliber, though there are variants in .380 and 9x18 Makarov.
Features ambidextrus cocking handle, folding stock and manual safety.
Due to it's smalll size and firepower it's a popular terrorist weapon in some eastern Europe countries.

vide: uzi
Terrorists carrying Skorpion SMGs hijacked flight 357.
by general_zumaya June 30, 2005
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(Sexy) Skorpion

n. An animorphic sex act requiring inhuman flexibility in which a man and a woman heighten their sexual euphoria by imitating the actions of a sexy scorpion. The woman lies supine on a bed with her legs hanging off of the side below the knees. Once this position is assumed, the man performs cunnilingus. Imitating the scorpion's claws, the man grips and pinches the breasts with his hands. At the exact moment before the woman climaxes, the man swings one of his legs back, up and over his head, thusly kicking the woman in the face, increasing the intensity of her orgasm.
Male Russian Gymnast: Oh, Svetlana, I'm so overjoyed that we have won yet another Olympic gold for the Soviet gymnastics team.

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!
by Comrade Molotov December 7, 2009
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Skopian

Skopian: 1. A person who has illusions of being Macedonian

2. A slav who wants to steal the Greek history
3. A brainwashed slav mostly from Australia.

4. A bigot who can't see the fact that Macedonia is Greek.
by Truehistory September 21, 2019
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Skopian

A racist and derogatory term used to name a self identifying ethnic Macedonian. This applies not only to people from the Republic of Macedonia, but ethnic Macedonians living in Greece, Australia, Canada and the US.

It is used mostly in a racist context (such as Sherman's post above).

This racist mentality is not only common amongst citizens of Greece, but also greeks around the world. It has much to do with the fact that the Greek government also supports such racism and helps to propagate it.
The best examples of racism with the term are in Sherman's post above.

A typical example of the phrase is something like

You fucking Skopian gypsie.
by mkdau December 27, 2007
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skopian

It's skopian to think that people ever really change.
by Hell08 August 7, 2008
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scorpian

The most lethal and devestating choke hold in the history of man kind.
I almost killed a bitch when the scorpian was locked in.
by Adam bitchtitties February 19, 2008
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Skorian Regime

A Skorian regime is a totalitarian way of managing an operation, out of a megalomaniac intention and being. Closely linked to the God Complex, the Skorian regime uses its authority through a total self-assigned monopoly of available services by self-funded and autocratic ways.
I got kicked for not fulfilling the name requirements, this is a real skorian regime!
by Dr. Squad Politics June 9, 2017
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