skong

A skirt thong combination.

She was wearing a lacy skong.

by Mellie R. August 12, 2006

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skords

skinny corduroy pants, similar to jeggings but warmer and more hipster.

Abby really rocked those skords tonight, looking sexy while staying warm in that Iowa winter weather.

by Blabs1987 November 27, 2010

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SKORG • skorgy • Skorgasm • skorge • Skorgen • Skog • skore • skort • skoog • skong

skortress (n.) - \ˈskȯr-trəs\ - a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts

Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?"

Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.

Wow, look at that ho wearing that skortress. It must act as a fortress of virtue because ain't nobody touching that.

by QiqJoe May 31, 2011

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skogsturken

"Skogsturken", "The Turk in the woods", is a Swedish youtube legend. A group of teenagers are playing "frolf", frisbee golf, while filming. One of them hits a nearby lemonade drinker, who seems to originate from Turkey, who gets stains on his white linen shirt and pants. He gets extremely upset and agressive and wants to know who threw the frisbee at him, and this is when the fun starts...
A lot of spin offs has been made of this clip, such as "The video game Turk", "The dog Turk" and so on

"Seen skogsturken, the original yet?"

"No, just hundturken."

"AMAGADZ!! You must see the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUiA9tjn6E "

"LOL"

by H1GHness March 23, 2009

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