Slortch

A slut, whore, and a bitch all rolled up into one.

You were right, that ex-girlfriend of mine was a filthy slortch.

by andyomega July 21, 2010

Slortch

When the word Bitch, Slut or Whore doesn't cover it, a combination of all three.

Man, I can't believe that slortch cheated on you with a homless guy while you were paying all her bills.

Wow, she really is treating me like crap, what a slortch.

by dodgermutt February 3, 2010

Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

by Splortched June 2, 2009

slortcho

the biggest insult someone can call someone else, but for some, may be a compliment. it is a combination of the insults: slut, whore, bitch, and ho.

Did you see that slortcho trying to get with my man?

She's such a slortcho!

by hyperactivemonkey July 28, 2011

slortch

"SL" - Slut
"OR" - Whore
"TCH" - Bitch

When you know a girl that will do what ever it takes to get what she wants even if it means destroying her own world and yours. After destroying the two worlds, she moves onto a new one. This type of girl is what is known as a slortch. She will take advantage of you, and not care about anyone else.

by AJLH2 August 28, 2008

slortch

means slut, hore, and bitch combined

She is such a slortch, she hooked up with my ex.

by Lex Apez and Britt Beer January 14, 2008

sklortchtard

a combination of the following terms: skank+slut+whore+bitch+bastard=sklortchtard.
used to describe persons of such a promiscuous nature that any one of the preceding terms does not adequately describe them.

Dude, did you see Lori last night?

Yea, man, we hooked up.

Me too dude! Damn, she's such a sklortchtard.

by cgeman7 June 18, 2009