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Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time
Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!
Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011
A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.
"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"
Slorntch by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008
a combination of the words slut, whore, and bitch. Used in situations where you find the person extremely annoying.
"That girl was a major sloritch for flirting with your boyfriend."
Sloritch by Kris T October 5, 2005

Slortcho 

Combination of slut, whore, bitch, and ho. Used as an ultimate insult.
1. That bitch is such a slortcho tryin to get with Trey
2. Back off slortcho!
Slortcho by lemonflyinhiii July 28, 2011

skluntch 

A mixture of the words bitch, slut, skank, and cunt that can be used to describe a person that is being mean or stupid
man my mom was being a skluntch today
skluntch by yowords August 6, 2011
The ultimate insult for the modern woman. Combination slut+skank+whore+cunt.
She gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. What a sklornt.
sklornt by genius of brilliance January 23, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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