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skipping

To skip a class or to skip school all together. Only do it every once in awhile if your in High School. Or anytime from Jr High, up. You need to get your classes but a skip once in awhile is aight ;)
"Melissa is skipping 1st thru 4th hour with Lee so they can fuck in his car in the parking lot across the street"
by Dysfunction September 22, 2003
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skipping

The most under-rated form of movement in the existance of mankind.
Skipping was invented in 1405 by Fred Skippideo in Belgium and caused widespread panic amongst the Belgium-waffles.
Dubbed as "elegant as a mountain goat", "nimble as a gazzelle" and "fast as lightning". It's just that good!

Even though skipping is so damn fantastic, it is often mocked and shunned for being "girly" which is a damn lie.
Skipping also has a macho and manly side, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and even ex-British Primemister John Major, fully endorse skipping.

Next years London Marathon (not to be confused with the ex-chocolate bar) will not be run by Ian and Pete... it shall be skipped.
Skipped to raise awareness for skipping.

Skipping is under-rated and you know it.
Pete: Dude, we're going to be late back to Meridian! We're gonna have to run!
Ian: Running's for chumps, it requires too much effort and the speed acquired during running is unparalleled by that of skipping.
Pete: What are you sugesting?
Ian: Let us skip to Meridian! The speed, elegance, and grace form together to combine the perfect equilumbrium!
Pete: Damn dude, thats deep, meaningful, insightful and damn awesome, all in one.

*They skip to Meridian, in record time and with enough energy to spare to make more awesome Pop-Up Pirate X-Treme Belts.*
by PeteThePirate April 22, 2005
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skipping

the state of mind and overall feeling of a dextromethorphan trip.

When one is "skipping on trittles," he/she is completely overcome by the dissociative mind expanding state, wandering a world void of dimension and reason, where the colours take control the rainbows flow from evry crevace of the brain.
See how big his eyes are!? I'm tellin' you, he's skipping on trittles again."
by Wild Drunken Bill May 5, 2007
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Extreme Skipping

1. Extreme adj.- Of the greatest possible degree of intensity.
2. Skip n., vb.- To leap from one place to another in great leaps or bounds.
3. Extreme Skipping vb.- Skipping to an extreme degree, expressing yourself, feeling intesity and flow of skipping, riding the world on skips, having a great time with your friends, chaos with no wheels, no excuses, energy and light coming together to form an extreme joyful bound.
1. Little kid,"That math quiz was so extreme they asked us about calculus and I am only in 1st grade! I know I failed!"
2. Jenna, after winning the lottery, skipped around and bounded like she was a flippin bunny.
3. When these two words come together they make something that is larger than life. Extreme Skipping. Try it, film it, live it. Just go out there and live your real dream of E.S. Go look it up on google videos if you need. Remember, Extreme Skipping is not what you do, it is what you are. Thanks!
by Banana chick0093 September 2, 2008
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skipping lunch broke

Signifying an intensity of monetary deficiency which makes it difficult to afford lunch esp. at work..
Ammar: Lets go get you a pair of riding shoes from flea.
Faraz: I have 50 bucks on me.. I'm skipping lunch broke
<Ammar has left the conversation>
by qalandre March 19, 2010
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Skipping town

A term used for when a person commits something such as a crime and leaves the vicinity.
Kiowa is skipping town because he killed Gabe.
by Wellimdead December 3, 2018
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Panty Skipping

To leave the site of a one night stand, the morning after, in such a rush that ones unfound panties must be left behind.

The sober reaction to a one night stand where you leave in such a haste, that you leave your panties.
I stayed at that guys place last night but he was not as cute this morning. I was panty skipping through work all day!
by PRabbit December 13, 2010
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