Hamster Skin Dick Cape

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

by joe920joe October 17, 2011

skin dick

A complete idiot,in capable of making a good decision

Derek is a skin dick

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016

Dick-Skin Condom

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

by The Interrupter February 1, 2010

Tighter than dick skin

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.

This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!

by L Wrong Hubbard January 14, 2017

Dick Skin

1. The foreskin of an uncircumcised male.
2. The skin on the penis.

I got my dick skin caught in my zipper!

by The wise one. October 14, 2003

Baggy Dick Skin

The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.

"There is nothing worse than going down on a guy only to find out he has baggy dick skin to deal with."

"For an effective blow job, gently pull back on the baggy dick skin and continue stimulation around the penis head and rim."

by Peaceful Warior November 26, 2009