Skimming

This is the act of hanging around a nightclub or pub to the last hours of the night to pick up the drunken uglies that remain.

I'm not going home yet, i'm skimming for my next root.

I was skimming last night and picked up this ugly fat chick.

by XSpence January 7, 2009

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changing price label on a item in a shop, to a lower price.

by Bernie April 16, 2003

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The deplorably deviant act of inserting skimmed milk in one's anal tract by use of a funnel or turkey baster and squirting it back out over his or her lover's face, body or prized garden gnome collection.

"Yo, I heard you were into Skimming so I bought along some milk. That OK, bro?"

-"I....is that.....full fat?"

"No, it's semi."

-"Ugh, what sort of freak do you take me for? Skimmed milk only. You disgust me."

by Don't use Chris's real name December 10, 2013

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The delicate operation of using electrical clippers on ones testicles without using the safety guard.

response to gf's question - yelled in response from in the bathroom: Can you just wait a moment honey - I'm a bit busy skimming right now."

by OleMagicHands April 20, 2016

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1. groping by quickly brushing one's hand(s) over the surface of an intimate body part

2. flashing by cutting a slit in a sheet or other thin object, holding the object in front of an intimate body part, and lowering it quickly, giving the viewer a quick glimpse of it through the slit

1. Hey baby, I wanna skim your tiddies!

2. I'm not comfortable flashing my tits all at once, but I'd be alright with skimming them...

by KormitTheeFrOog January 17, 2022

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