A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
Get the skitching the wagon mug.This word is used to replace words like good, coo and fyeee “this word is better used in a high or a low pitch tone”
Aye bro how are you? “I’m skitchhhhh and you?”
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by MO-NAY July 24, 2020
Get the Skitchh mug.The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
by nipples May 24, 2007
Get the kart skitching mug.Residue left over after a bowel movement when one doesn't wipe thoroughly, most often making one's anus itch. See also D.A.D.
by TheDogg July 24, 2008
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Get the Skitchy mug.Word made up of two words, skate and hitch. It is basically hitching a ride while doing some form of skating. A person grabs onto the back bumper or fender of a vehicle and will be pulled along on an object. The most common objects people do this with are skateboards or a kind of roller skates/inline skates. This has been seen in various movies including Back To The Future and is also used in several video games including Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 and all other Tony Hawk games since 4, Jet Grind Radio and Skitchin' which was a game based in a large way on this particular activity. This is a way for somebody to reach a level of speed that would be near impossible to reach with just a skateboard or roller skates/inline skates alone. It is also very dangerous and can get you seriously injured if something goes wrong. Also the police frown upon this activity as well.
"Let's skitch!"
"Did you see Back To The Future where Marty skitched that truck in the beginning?"
"It is sweet you can now skitch in the Tony Hawk games."
"You'll need to skitch something if you want to get enough speed to clear that huge jump."
"That guy was trying to skitch a truck but it stopped suddenly and was pulled under and got ran over."
"That fool got busted by the cops for trying to skitch their car."
"Did you see Back To The Future where Marty skitched that truck in the beginning?"
"It is sweet you can now skitch in the Tony Hawk games."
"You'll need to skitch something if you want to get enough speed to clear that huge jump."
"That guy was trying to skitch a truck but it stopped suddenly and was pulled under and got ran over."
"That fool got busted by the cops for trying to skitch their car."
by IceWarm October 30, 2004
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