Skagging

Verb, meaning to 'come down' off MDMA.

Jaysus, I'm really skagging after those pills last night.

by magpiesmust October 3, 2011

Smuggling tic tacs

"Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.

Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.

Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.

Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?

or

Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?

by Rymix September 2, 2006

smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.

Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish

by misshandy February 10, 2015

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Prosecco swigging panty-waists

A resident of Kings Heath who approves of the Low Traffic Neighbourhood scheme.

...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....

by kingheathen September 22, 2020

Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006

snoggling

The act of snogging and snuggling at the same time. Sometimes use in lonely hearts ads.

Pot-bellied pig seeks Miss Piggy for truffle snuffling and snoggling. no bores(boars).

by D. Watson November 6, 2007