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Skegemog

Lake in northern Michigan. Connected to Torch Lake and Elk Lake.

Skegemog is cursed. It is inevitable that something will go wrong if you schedule a trip to Skegemog.
On the river access site, leading from Torch to Skegemog: Sweet, the motor just died. Let's paddle to that marina to get it fixed, it should only take an hour to get there. Oh, here comes the rain. (Two hours later) Those two spark plugs cost $10? Good thing they didn't fix the problem and the motor still doesn't work. Ok, time to paddle the hour back to the boat launch. (Driving home) Dude, stuff just flew out of the trailer, pull over so we can get it. Awesome, that truck just completely smashed it into pieces all over the road. (Finally home) Hey, this is great, my fishing pole snapped in two sometime during the drive back. And where's the motor? Back at the launch, 45 minutes away. Spectacular, I'll drive back and get it. See you in an hour and a half.
by Severance November 10, 2006
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skegged

to be hit or injured by the fin (or skeg) or a surf board
"man i totally got skegged today shredding some gnarcore swells"
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Skegness Thank-you

A burp that smells of spunk
Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.
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Joseph Skeee

Jo Jo is the greasiest greaser

He is the embodiment of: “Oh yeah I have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her” even tho we all know he’s slurping that pipe in the mens room.
"That Joseph Skeee, I bet he like Dolphin Dick"
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Skegness

Very popular UK holiday destination since the early 1950's. Particularly popular with people from Nottingham
Are you going to Skegness?
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skeleethe

"yo danny you sure she the one?"

danny : "Yeah she the one! all the niggas want my skeleethe"
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skegewege

GUS! skegewege!
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