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Snargle

Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling
"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"
by Snarggler January 19, 2009
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skurglerer

someone that sucks there own cum out of the ass of there partner using a straw
that sick fucker skurgled her ass all night long until his straw blocked that dude really is a skurglerer
by badmatt69 April 26, 2009
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Snargle-fart

A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.

An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.
Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!

Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.

Person 3: Nice!
by mazx222 May 15, 2010
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Snarglepuff

A small troll with oddly cute features
Contessa has a pet snarglepuff named Hilary Clinton
by Heather Havoc April 21, 2009
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Snarglefunk

A type of rare animal that lives in the jungles of Antarctica and spends its days hunting and preying on exotic birds and baby seals native to that region. It is a close realative to the platypus, common llama, and other unidentifiable creatures.
Oh my goodness children! Did you see that snarglefunk eat that baby seal?!
by amazing-hair January 20, 2011
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swargle

To take a swig of something and then immediately gargle it causing the liquid to go everywhere.
She swargled her milk and it was really gross.
by glur January 19, 2015
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Smargledanger

While playing cards against humanity, after playing a card, you then draw what would have been the perfect card for that hand. (smar-gull-dang-er)
“Ah crap! I just drew a Smargledanger!!”
by Kg114 February 18, 2018
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