skankladon

A prehistoric skank; really old skank.

Joes' grammy is such a skankladon.

by JuniperStarbreeze April 17, 2009

Spackward

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

skankadelic

One that has too many kinds of skank going on. They are usually dizzying to look at.

That outfit Betty had on was skankadelic, I bet she got it out of a dumpster.

by Mark K July 12, 2005

skankdar

skank-dar n. the latent ability in all skanks to tell when another skank is present.

Yeah, I'm taking Susan to the bar tonight. She's the perfect wing woman. Her skankdar is spot on.

by delta foxtrot May 20, 2008

Skankwrangling

Skankwrangling comes in to play when a gathering of people contains an unacceptable dude to chick ratio. (Anything over 1:1 should be considered unacceptable.) When the unacceptable ratio is realized, the dudes at the gathering will immediately begin scrolling down their contacts list on their cell phones calling every chick they know in order to establish equilibrium.

Guy 1: "Dude this ratio is completely unacceptable"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I just realized that"
Guy 1: "Go gather all the dudes, it's time for some skankwrangling."

by thisprovidence32 March 27, 2009

Skankford

A town in maine where half the girls will be pregnant or street walker by the age of 13!

Hey she must be from Skankford, look at how she dresses

by Evil thing January 28, 2009

skankadactile

a skanky girl who has bad posture dinosaur and an annoying voice like a bird who everyone hates. Yet gets screwed alot.

Oh my gosh, have you heard that Clare was caught on the school bus with Jacob. He's denying it, claiming she's a skankadactile and that he'd never let her touch him.

by SummerXyay April 22, 2009