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skankopotamus

Large-sized, unattractive woman who wears elaborate make-up and dress like they're all that and a bag of chips.

Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.

Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.
Why is that skankopotamus wearing a pink thong on her fat ass? Who's going to hit that shit? ACK!
by Stormcastle June 21, 2011
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shankapotamus

Semi-aquatic amateur athlete found on golf courses, especially in ponds and sand traps. Large clumsy limbs, gaping mouth, and poor golfing skills are identifying traits. Also known for welching on skins games.
In the dry season, the shankapotamus can be found searching in waterholes of Hilton Head.
by Prunar October 16, 2009
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Skankapotamus

A white trash looking, droopy boob toting female, that likes to steak boyfriends. Also has greasy hair and bad skin and is chubby!
I cannot believe he is dating that skankapotamus!
by Twinkies May 7, 2009
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skankapotomus

1. A fat girl wearing slutty clothes meant for someone of an...ahem...smaller figure. Or worse, a fat girl wearing nothing at all, thinking it's sexy.
2. A girl who could easily wear a size 10 and look better than squeezing into a size 6. See muffin top, gunt, camel toe...you get the picture.
1. Jenn - Oh, Sweet Jesus...look at that fat whore!
Maya - Yeah - she's a total skankapotomus.

2. Jake - Dude, I was totally ridin' Jenn's ass last night.
Kyle - Yeah, she's such a skankapotomus, you wanna strip her just so you don't have to see her fat oozin' out.
by bigrederin February 18, 2008
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skankapotumus

a person of skanky ways. plural being skankaputumi.
Look at that skankapotumus hanging around the bar.
by ni-cee October 28, 2009
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Stankapotamus

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.
Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"
by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012
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skankapotomus

Derogatory term for a female of any race or age, who is tacky and trashy, usually carries a low-class status, has poor hygiene, is slutty, promiscuous, gives it up to everyone and is very fat, overweight or even obese. Usually they are dressed in clothes that are too small, flashy and revelaing of their weight problem, and they think they are hot.
That new girl is a total skankapotomus! She's nothing but a nasty, overweight slut!
by YOHO2 October 16, 2009
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