Skankmatress

Adj.

Skaen-k-mater-ress.

ie. One who's entire purpose is to be slept on.
The final stage of the 'Weber-Marshall Scale' of loosology.

Once a hussiebucket reaches epic proportions of promiscuity, they will undergo the one final evolution, becoming skankmattress.

Origin: Invented by Manon Weber to describe the seedier side of East Coast pop-culture clique members.

Luke: "Ahahaha what a hussiebucket!"
Manon: "No way! She's a full-on skankmatress!"

by lamarshall June 2, 2009

Skankmuffin

a term simply defined by these two parts:
Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.

Molly is such a skankmuffin.

by Yeahyouwerethinkingittooo November 29, 2010

skankmo

A male skank.
An bitchor an asshole.
Term used (originally) by a small group in Northern California.

"Dude, you've been playing Halo all day, it's my turn skankmo."
"Why do you keep fuckin' with these skallys you're such a skankmo."

by Kanah March 31, 2008

skankmonkey

Skankmonkey originates from the term hoebag, meaning a woman who'll do anything with a penis and/or who gets "around". A skankmonkey how ever, is very much the same in in behavior, but more often than not unabashed when it comes to how private her social-life is. Alternately skankmonkey can be synonymous with the term hoebag, to add a more comical take on the conversation.

"Dude I wouldn't try for that chick over there."
"Why not. She seems cool."
"She is cool, but she's a total skankmonkey."
"Hahaha, gotcha."

by The Suphyx December 6, 2009

skankment

When someone wears a very skanky outfit to make a statement and it draws eyes in a bad way.

Sally was wearing jean shorts ripped up to her hoo hah, what a Skankment maker

by Skankment June 28, 2015

skankmop

A woman who is so desperate to have a child (and so terribly disgusting that *no* man would ever go there) that she will go to any measure, such as scooting her butt across truck stop bathrooms in hopes of mopping up the makings of a baby. She can be found humping old mattresses, and lingering expectantly in the private viewing booths of porn stores. You can spot her by the bleached blonde hair, painted on nylon, and that unmistakable aroma of trailer park.

I knew Tony had low standards, but I didn't think even he would fuck that skankmop.

by Chenin June 29, 2007

skankmotherfuckerhosebeastbitchcunt

1) Word given to a friend who dies very inconvenientaly and unexpectedly.

2) Word given to friends who you are jokingly pretending not to like for some reason.

Cyric: Dude
Templar: 'sup
Cyric: Quaids dead
Templar: eh? No shit? Like, in RL ?
Cyric: Yep
Templar: That skankmotherfuckerhosebeastbitchcunt !
Cyric: Yep


At Quaids grave -
Quaid: ...
Templar: what an asshat
Cyric: yep
Quaid: ...
Templar/Cyric: skankmotherfuckerhosebeastbitchcunt.

/leave

by Templar September 20, 2004