friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”
friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”
friend 1: “yeah”
friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”
friend 1: “yeah”
by harrystyleslover678 January 25, 2020
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The four qualities women require men to have when it comes to dating, unfortunately. The more you have, the better your chances with women.
1.) 6 feet tall
2.) 6 figure salary
3.) 6 inch D
4.) 6 pack abs
1.) 6 feet tall
2.) 6 figure salary
3.) 6 inch D
4.) 6 pack abs
Fat ugly bitch: (looks at Bumble) "Oh he's cute but he's 5'9, wtf! I just want a guy who is **lists the rule of sixes**"
Cute friend: "Omg yessss bitch! You deserve that. You are such a catch!"
Fat ugly bitch: "Omg thanks girl! I mean you dated Chaz who checked all 4 boxes, but then he just ghosted you and blocked you after you guys had sex"
Cute friend: "Ugh yeah what a fu cking douchebag. And TJ too, except he was married so like whatever"
Fat ugly bitch: "Ugh we're gonna be single forever. Let's just camp out in front of Drake's house"
***Normal guy walks up to them***
Fat ugly bitch & Cute friend: (same time) "Sorry I have a boyfriend"
Normal guy: (didn't even get to shoot his shot) "God damn rule of sixes. This is why dating today is the worst it's ever been in history"
Cute friend: "Omg yessss bitch! You deserve that. You are such a catch!"
Fat ugly bitch: "Omg thanks girl! I mean you dated Chaz who checked all 4 boxes, but then he just ghosted you and blocked you after you guys had sex"
Cute friend: "Ugh yeah what a fu cking douchebag. And TJ too, except he was married so like whatever"
Fat ugly bitch: "Ugh we're gonna be single forever. Let's just camp out in front of Drake's house"
***Normal guy walks up to them***
Fat ugly bitch & Cute friend: (same time) "Sorry I have a boyfriend"
Normal guy: (didn't even get to shoot his shot) "God damn rule of sixes. This is why dating today is the worst it's ever been in history"
by Lit Romney June 9, 2020
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Dude, I think Abu al-Wombati SIBIED'ed that bitch. That's what she gets for worshiping a Christian God.
by Super Steve Bishop February 4, 2008
Get the SIBIED mug.A sexual position where a man and a woman lie back to back, with their heads at opposite ends of the bed. With none of their sexual organs are even remotely lined up.
It is favoured by people with strong religious beliefs.
It is favoured by people with strong religious beliefs.
Yo man last week at bible camp I had a hot Ninety-sixer with Rach. Had to go to confession afterwards, but Geez it was worth it.
I hope Jesus wasn't watching.
I hope Jesus wasn't watching.
by GreeneryTheSecond August 9, 2010
Get the Ninety-sixer mug.A show on MTV where spoiled brats waste their parents' hard-earned money on $200,000 parties, renting out clubs and being as vain, self-centered, and selfish as humanly possible.
"I saw an ad for children starving in Africa. Then the show My Super Sweet Sixteen came on and I promptly vomited in disgust."
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