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Shitzkrieg

1) An expression of dismay, frustration, anger, fear, and/or confusion.

2) A debate, argument, and/or discussion that degenerates into a shit-talking spectacle.

3) A shitting competition, see battle shits.

4)The act of chronic and aggressive bullshitting.
1) "Hey Tim, the cops are the door asking about you." "Shitzkrieg! They better have a warrant."

2) All too often political discussions turn into a shitzkrieg.

3) "I think the guy in the stall next to me was trying to have a shitzkrieg with me." "That's fucking sick, why are you telling me this?"

4) Connor never seems to know what he is talking about, but his unwavering efforts and asshattery make him a spectacular shitzkrieger.
by The Citizen Science April 21, 2009
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Shitzkrieg

A series of short, fast, and powerful spurts of explosive diarrhea, wreaking havoc on the toilet and all surrounding areas.
Person 1: Dude, why does it smell like a cow's ass in there?

Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.
by Seahorse Trash March 7, 2017
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Shitzkrieg

a term used to describe something that deteriorates quickly. a portmanteau of the words "shit" and "Blitzkrieg" (lightning war), a word used to describe the armoured offensives that took place in the early stages of the Second World War.
"despite starting off well, Game of Thrones went downhill, becoming a bit of a shitzkrieg in its 8th season.
by faustus325 April 22, 2022
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When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.
My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?
by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023
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Dip-shitzkrieg

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noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)

1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.

2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.

Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
Example: “Their entire foreign policy is one big dip-shitzkrieg — all bluster, no brains.”
by Worlds_Amiss April 7, 2025
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