When your iPod / MP3 player suddenly and unexpectedly wipes out all your music, causing fear, panic, and usually mass amounts of illegal downloading to replace the lost songs.
"Oh man, I just had an iPocalypse! I lost like 4000 songs!"
"Ian had an iPocalypse and now has to re-download all his music from torrent sites."
"Ian had an iPocalypse and now has to re-download all his music from torrent sites."
by Kaboooooooooom January 26, 2009
Get the iPocalypse mug.That deliciously ironic moment when being a hipster becomes "too mainstream". In that instant each and every hipster will spontaneously combust as they have nothing left to live for.
Hipocalypse:
Hipster 1: (Looks around) Holy fuck everyone's a hipster!!
Hipster 1,2,3-99999999: (Catch fire and die)
Hipster 1: (Looks around) Holy fuck everyone's a hipster!!
Hipster 1,2,3-99999999: (Catch fire and die)
by HubeyDoobie January 1, 2012
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Thursday, April 14, 2011, the day ABC announced the cancellations of "All My Children" and "One Life to Live," two of the longest-running shows in television history, within two years of CBS canceling the even longer-running "Guiding Light" and "As the World Turns." ABC Daytime president Brian Frons seemingly gave no fucks about the whole situation.
Dude...all they have on TV now are lame talk shows and cooking shows. What the fuck! The soapocalypse ruined daytime TV.
by ericakane70 May 4, 2011
Get the Soapocalypse mug.Me: Hey man, you going to "major retail conglomerate" on Black Friday?
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!
by Mwahahahahahaha! November 28, 2013
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Noun
1. Meadowhall shopping centre, Sheffield, England. So-called for its advertising as "the land of shoppertunity".
2. The end of the world through rampant and pervasive consumerism
3. The point of exhaustion reached at the end of an excessive shopping spree where you simply cannot continue.
1. Meadowhall shopping centre, Sheffield, England. So-called for its advertising as "the land of shoppertunity".
2. The end of the world through rampant and pervasive consumerism
3. The point of exhaustion reached at the end of an excessive shopping spree where you simply cannot continue.
1. "The shopocalypse can be found at Junction 32 of the M1."
2. "If we carry on like this as a species we are heading for the shopocalypse."
3. "Can we go home, for the love of God? I've reached the shopocalypse."
2. "If we carry on like this as a species we are heading for the shopocalypse."
3. "Can we go home, for the love of God? I've reached the shopocalypse."
by conciliation March 27, 2009
Get the shopocalypse mug.A technique of handling an instrument, especially a guitar or the family of sitars thereof, where you slam or strike the chords sharply with or as if with the open hand.
David challenged him to a contest in bass playing and Sam reiterated that he would cause a slapocalypse on him.
by slapocalypse August 23, 2021
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