A disease that develops from watching too much Shonen anime. Typical symptoms include: not understanding why people like things other than Shonen, hating on things that aren't Shonen, constantly arguing about which Shonen is the best, and talking about why Goku is the strongest anime character ever.
by Melancholic_Twig January 31, 2021
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A young woman with class and beauty.
she is usually of irish decent and has blue or green eyes.
she has brown or red hair and has natural beauty
She is I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T., do you know what that means?
She is very athletic and always competitive with anything she does, even if it is just a game.
She is the opposite of a whore or slut, she will make you work for what her mama gave her.
She is a girl to wife up because there aren't many of her around.
A young woman with class and beauty.
she is usually of irish decent and has blue or green eyes.
she has brown or red hair and has natural beauty
She is I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T., do you know what that means?
She is very athletic and always competitive with anything she does, even if it is just a game.
She is the opposite of a whore or slut, she will make you work for what her mama gave her.
She is a girl to wife up because there aren't many of her around.
Guy 1: man, i just saw Sionan playing basketball at the gym, she is so hot, you think i can get at her?
Guy 2: naww man, she isn't like that. you actually have to be a gentleman to win her over.. she likes all that romantic shit
Guy 1: ohh wow. so i could bring her home to my mom.
Girl 1: i love having sionan as my friend, she is always there for me
Girl 2: yea she gives great advice and is so loyal, i love sionan
Guy 2: naww man, she isn't like that. you actually have to be a gentleman to win her over.. she likes all that romantic shit
Guy 1: ohh wow. so i could bring her home to my mom.
Girl 1: i love having sionan as my friend, she is always there for me
Girl 2: yea she gives great advice and is so loyal, i love sionan
by sally0987 October 7, 2012
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a girl who isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. she's stubborn as hell, and may be a little outspoken, but at the end of the day she'll always be there for her friends. she's gorgeous, and everyone but her knows it. her name circulates through the halls like she's the latest gossip, but all the while she remains ignorant to her popularity. she'll be there for you through thick and thin, and love you despite your flaws. you can trust her with anything and everything, and once she comes into your life, she's there to stay.
"who's that girl? that gorgeous one over there?"
"oh her? that's sioned."
"she's a dime."
"plus ninety-nine."
"oh her? that's sioned."
"she's a dime."
"plus ninety-nine."
by l.melissa November 16, 2011
Get the sioned mug.meaning literally "boy love" in japanese. it is a lot like yaoi, but not as hard core.
mostly depicting boys kissing or light making out.
shonen ai, as a medium usualy revolves around relationships and emotional situations, rather then the guy on guy sex.
mostly depicting boys kissing or light making out.
shonen ai, as a medium usualy revolves around relationships and emotional situations, rather then the guy on guy sex.
by Shinigami Dani July 18, 2003
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by J.P. Richardson February 28, 2004
Get the Shonen Knife mug.A Shonentard is a highly moronic teen or sad adult that loves and takes action shonens seriously (action shonens: anime that focus on mindless fights, lack of realism, dumb characters, and terrible everything, besides an occasionally good OST). Shonentards generally:
a). pay no mind to the fact that their show follows no logic and lacks realism,
b). act very dumb online,
c). consider seinen (seinen: opposite of shonen) that don't have lots of violence and fanservice to be boring,
d). don't like any realistic characters who lack a traumatic event from their past and are now motivated by friendship to protect the ones they love, and in turn claim realistic characters lack characterisation because of their lack of the aforementioned traits,
e). only care about their unchoreographed fights, what happens next in the senseless story, how cool a character is (character coolness to a shonentard is different from that of a normal person and usually evolves into becoming attracted to characters and mix and matching them into imagined relationships), and how good the music is, paying little to no attention to the real nuances and factors that make films entertaining,
f). buy lots of related merchandise and/or cosplay simply to boost their own fandom,
g). are easily manipulated by plot-driven shonens into thinking they're intelligent, when really they consist of lame battles of fake logic combined w/ fake emotion.
a). pay no mind to the fact that their show follows no logic and lacks realism,
b). act very dumb online,
c). consider seinen (seinen: opposite of shonen) that don't have lots of violence and fanservice to be boring,
d). don't like any realistic characters who lack a traumatic event from their past and are now motivated by friendship to protect the ones they love, and in turn claim realistic characters lack characterisation because of their lack of the aforementioned traits,
e). only care about their unchoreographed fights, what happens next in the senseless story, how cool a character is (character coolness to a shonentard is different from that of a normal person and usually evolves into becoming attracted to characters and mix and matching them into imagined relationships), and how good the music is, paying little to no attention to the real nuances and factors that make films entertaining,
f). buy lots of related merchandise and/or cosplay simply to boost their own fandom,
g). are easily manipulated by plot-driven shonens into thinking they're intelligent, when really they consist of lame battles of fake logic combined w/ fake emotion.
Various plausible shonentard conversations:
"Shonentard 1: dude did u c moribito last nite?
Tard 2: lol no try boribito"
"Tard 1: i cant wait 2 c wut hapens next on naruto
Tard 2: totaly i was so shockd when zibobo betraed the leef vilage. narutos plot twists is awesome"
"Tard 1: Bleach is geting great, Ichigo jus lerned the powerfulest attack yet, it completely destroied haf of tokyo
Tard 2: i havent watched bleach latly, i sorta like inteligent shows now like Death note, Code geass and FMA"
"Person 1: Hi, I'd like a some anime recommendations. I'm looking for something with an impressive plot, something that could make me think, some neat action (but not focused around it) and maybe some rather fancy animation or direction. Thanks.
Tard 1: most peopl say naruto but i disagree, i like bleach more"
"Shonentard 1: dude did u c moribito last nite?
Tard 2: lol no try boribito"
"Tard 1: i cant wait 2 c wut hapens next on naruto
Tard 2: totaly i was so shockd when zibobo betraed the leef vilage. narutos plot twists is awesome"
"Tard 1: Bleach is geting great, Ichigo jus lerned the powerfulest attack yet, it completely destroied haf of tokyo
Tard 2: i havent watched bleach latly, i sorta like inteligent shows now like Death note, Code geass and FMA"
"Person 1: Hi, I'd like a some anime recommendations. I'm looking for something with an impressive plot, something that could make me think, some neat action (but not focused around it) and maybe some rather fancy animation or direction. Thanks.
Tard 1: most peopl say naruto but i disagree, i like bleach more"
by donewithdumb December 15, 2010
Get the Shonentard mug.Literally means "boy love." Slash with an emphasis on "awwww . . . cute!" Not to be confused with yaoi, which is graphic male/male porn. Shonen ai is generally fluffy and not particularly explicit.
I read the most adorable shonen ai Harry Potter fanfiction the other day . . . It was Lupin/Sirius, set in their school days. They were playing wizard chess and wound up kissing. Lupin is so cute when he blushes!
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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