One day whilst really high on the marijuana cigarettes, a friend of mine threatened to punch me in the singer and the swibble. Upon investigation it was determined that a singer is the mouth. (See also: swibble)
by The Last Shot Caller September 23, 2007
any person who sings, regardless of skill in singing, and behaves in an extremely douchy attitude toward everyone, especially other musicians or singers; generally used in quotations to distinguish from regular people who sing.
singer=vocal instrumentalist
"singer"=b*tch, douchebag, etc.
singer=vocal instrumentalist
"singer"=b*tch, douchebag, etc.
Person 1: Why does she get that solo? I'm clearly better.
Person 2: Does it really matter who sings it?
Person 1: OF COURSE IT DOES!!! I've wanted that solo for like ever.
Person 2: *thinking* "singers"
Person 2: Does it really matter who sings it?
Person 1: OF COURSE IT DOES!!! I've wanted that solo for like ever.
Person 2: *thinking* "singers"
by cthunder March 7, 2010
a lime light hogging, selfish twat. a singer usually loves to be loved and dosent think about the rest of the band...then the band leaves them and there singing times are in tatters, ha , serves you right you dicks.
oh and they are not actually musically talented unless they actually make lyrics, if your a tribute singer or someone writes your songs ure a stupid toole
oh and they are not actually musically talented unless they actually make lyrics, if your a tribute singer or someone writes your songs ure a stupid toole
singer: (to fans)thx i love all of you
band: ummm your a douche were going, bye.
singer: wait i cant do anything. damn, who can i free load of now with my unworked for voice.
band: ummm your a douche were going, bye.
singer: wait i cant do anything. damn, who can i free load of now with my unworked for voice.
by actual guitarist March 4, 2010
The act of flirting rather than working, sitting on one's ass, eating Subway and putting absolutely no effort into one's job. AKA being horrible at life in general.
by "PhD" February 15, 2010
Bobby Singer is a sassy mofo from the television show Supernatural. He was in a wheelchair when he let the King of Hell use his body. He has kissed the King of Hell. He is known for saying 'Idjits' and 'Balls!'
Dean Winchester: We have to go and hunt the demon!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!
by SammyWinchester October 5, 2013
Phrase declaring to all that the speaker is the real brains behind whatever subject matter is being discussed and celebrated, and that proper accolades should be directed at him/her instead of being improperly credited to someone who is undeserving of such praise.
After the gig Several people from the crowd gathered with the band backstage. Everyone credit around Stevie, praising all that he did that evening and reminding him of what a phenomenal frontman he was. After listening to all that he could stand Nikki told all in attendance, “All of you all, every one of you, have got to be as bird-brained stupid as he is,”,nodding in Stevie’s direction, “that piece of shit cockbite ain’t shit. I’m the one who scores and books our shows, I’m the one who writes ALL of the songs, and I’m also the one who showed your idol there how to move and when to do so. Muddy fucker couldn’t sing his way out of a wet paper bag. Though I’m the drummer in the background, I am the very heartbeat of this band and, you stupid muddy fuckers, I’m the singer”.
by Nikki Stixx March 10, 2021
Freddie Mercury is the best singer ever
by I’m a queenie June 29, 2019