Simultate

To simultaniously whitness a form of media with another person or persons. To experience together.

Hey, lets press play on the count of three and simultate this mp3 i just sent you.

by detox December 24, 2003

simultype

when something going on live is simultaneously put on the internet through a site like twitter, facebook, or some other kind of blog; a simulcast online, using a close captioning without the video. typing news via text as a true "eyewitness news person".

I missed that part of the press conference because I was too busy simultyping on my blackberry. (or) I don't like when people simultype concerts on Twitter, and later on upload shitty quality videos on youtube of the concert. (or) Did he really just simultype that President Obama farted at the All Star Game?

by MillsFokk August 5, 2009

Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*

An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.

Someone: "You look really good"
Me: "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*"

by lokloka December 15, 2018

Simultype

when two or more individuals respond simultaneously to a chat or text message in a manner that creates confusion.

I was telling Zak that I liked his idea, but then he made a second suggestion that I hated, and since we simultyped now he has the wrong idea!

Zak 10:14am: Do you want to go to the mall?
Zak 10:22am: Or maybe the see the new Kevin Smith movie?
Tom 10:22am: Yes, I love that idea. Let's do THAT!
Zak 10:22am: Sweet just hit purchase on the tickets!
Tom 10:23am: What? No! I hate Kevin Smith movies?!

by Funnyguy0818 May 7, 2020

circumstantial simultaneity

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.

Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd

by madface7 April 24, 2021

Simultane

When two gumpy men grab and caress eachothers man boobs simultaneosly. This act must be consentual.

"dude, lets go to tacobell and after lets go back simultane"

by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005

Simultype

Simultype is the act of typing a line of dialogue in a chat room or text chain at the same time another person is typing, creating two different conversations, each based off of the same original message.

Alice: I had a black cat once
Bob: I don't like cats
Alice: I like black
Bob: Simultype

by Jack Asher February 1, 2014