Jessica Simpson Syndrome 

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

Jessica Simpson Syndrome by Michael F. January 31, 2005

Sampson Simpson

The most famous drug dealer in NY in the movie "Half Baked". Which happens to be the best movie on earth....WATCH IT

"Damn B, lemme talk to Sampson Simpson!"

Sampson Simpson by Thergood Jenkins January 26, 2009

Homer Simpson Style Day 

A day where all you do is eat, sleep, watch TV, and drink a lot of beer, and basically just be incredibly lazy and joyfully gain wait, just like Homer Simpson would do. Preferably, you order all of your food and don't cook at all. You usually forget to / neglect any other responsibility.

"Alright! I got my beer, my Chinese take out, the remote, and, of course, my trusty couch! Time for a Homer Simpson style day!"

Homer Simpson Style Day by BJ Rouge March 24, 2020

the Rick Simpson special 

A burger with Rick Simpson oil, popularized by Lucian at Bev's Better Burgers.

The hero we didn't think we needed.

Let's go to Bev's and order "The Rick Simpson Special"; best burger in HIGH Springs. Thanks, Florida Man!

the Rick Simpson special by ILL-E October 14, 2022

Bart Simpson Syndrome

Children of neglectful parents often view any attention as good attention. They may do bad things like knock over trash cans in front of adults to get yelled at. The same people grow up to spew hateful and ignorant crap on the internet for the same reason. They have little to no friends and reading angry responses to their posts is the highlight of their day. Don't hate these pitiful bastards, feel sorry for them.

Steve: "Did you see the comment that guy wrote on youtube? What's his problem?"

Ron: "He's got Bart Simpson syndrome."

Bart Simpson Syndrome by xXJesterPsychoticXx August 23, 2010

Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.

"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"

Jessics Simpson Syndrome by Hattie June 23, 2005

Simpson Slam 

One of the stupidest wrestling maneuvers ever created. It is a reverse alabama slam. Thos who use it, most likely are despised by everyone with a pulse, however it is an innovative move.

HOLY SQUARE TESTICLES! He didn't kick out of Strife's simpson slam...wow, what a friggin n00b...

Simpson Slam by LEIGHLEIGHLEIGH June 1, 2009