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simptard

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.
aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.
by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009
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Sidebeard

A type of beard in which you can't tell where a person's sideburns end and where their beard begins.
Person 1: Did you see Ryley's Sidebeard?
Person 2: Yeah man, he looks kinda like wolverine!
by akers_1234 May 26, 2013
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simphead23

simphead23 means someone whose actually amazing, funny, and kind.
OMG IS THAT SIMPHEAD23?!!
oh! yeah that is simphead23 they’re so cool and funny!
by urmomom June 2, 2021
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simpear

To simp, but in Spanish. Often used when listening to sad Spanish music.
Guillermo and Vanessa decided to simpear to the same music.
by vanezzamz May 29, 2018
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simphead23

the BESSSST mutual ever. hes so funny and amazing. i’m watching BSD for them rn <3
“Hey are you mutuals with simphead23?”
“you mean the legendary and funniest content creator on tiktok? cause yea 🤣💪”
by anonymous June 21, 2021
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