sizeflation

The decrease in consumer package size for the same price resulting in inflation due to size reduction.

A half gallon of ice cream is now packaged as 48oz. It's costing me 25% more due to sizeflation.

by hyper miler June 19, 2008

simulationist

One whose religious beliefs center around the idea that "reality" is a giant computer simulation.

For "religion" on my social profile, I put down "simulationist".

by ElectroKinetica December 13, 2007

Simpulation

Simping on an unworldly level.

"I swear yall niggas fake, this gotta be a simpulation wtf"

by @kyubees February 12, 2020

simulationity

noun:

a unity of people that believe the simulation exists; each member is called a simulationite
- you become a simulationite when series of glitchy occurrences or a buildup of coincidences happen to make you believe that this world is just a simulation, it doesn’t actually exist
- officials of some entity are watching us in a simulation
- inspired by The Matrix

Rose: i just started thinking about how sicko mode it would be if we were in a simulationity w/ Elon Musk.
Sarah: no fking way, I just had the same thought today eating my lunch
Jayatee: guys im kinda scared bc I just read an article about how Elon Musk thinks the simulation exists and he claims himself a simulationite.
Nihla: guys... I just got an instagram ad to get a Tesla

All: we know you're watching us, just give us the red pill already

by skimmie0P July 24, 2019

skimpflation

The act of businesses, often travel related, where a person pays the same or more, but receives less, often using COVID-19 as a bogus excuse, when it doesn’t apply.

Ex: Hotels cutting housekeeping, breakfast options and other perks; Airlines not hiring enough workers to handle irregular operations; restaurants using QR codes instead of printed menus or eliminating utensils, etc.

My annual vacation sucked this year. Due to skimpflation none of my upgrades cleared and I had to change my own sheets at my Category 6 hotel and then only got the choice of a continental breakfast instead of the usual buffet.

by KasperSF November 4, 2021

Simulationista

A person or group that studies, follows, delivers and practices the art and science of Simulation as a tool for education, improvement and change

A Simulationista in Health Care uses Simulation Based Education to learn critical skills using deliberate practice as opposed to learning OJT on the Job !

by SMMD October 11, 2017

sinflation

When a business makes their prices ridiculously high to make maximum profit on something cheap.

Mike: "It's $70 per person for a game of mini golf."
Me: "$70?! Sounds like corporate sinflation."

by BusanSoyle January 17, 2021