National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on July 6th. Time to simp!

I’m a simp for John, it’s national simp day

by Ching is Chong 111 July 6, 2020

National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.

Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.

by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020

National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

by No simps October 11, 2020

national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp

dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day

by joy784 September 7, 2020

simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them

Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.

by simp2020 July 21, 2020

SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY

Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

National simp for Maleah day

May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special

Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?

Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick

by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020