Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).

Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

simpamina

Simpamina is a slang term for an Italian Amphetamine used in recreation.

Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."

by Bookfinder May 25, 2016

simbamat

perfect stature of a male person with wisdom and good charisma with inborn abilities to build wealth

esp. simbamat of the Matongo family ie simbamat :simba matongo

i saw an old simbamat sitting under a tree in the rural areas.

by Simbamatongz April 19, 2018

Simamkele

Simamkele is of Xhosa origin and it means “We have welcomed her/him”. All Simamkeles are defined by their beauty, intellect and gentleness. They may come off as cold but that’s just the shyness in them, when you get to know them they are the sweetest beings and just want to be doted on. Simamkeles are natural born leaders, this together with their intellect and wit makes them unstoppable. You’re lucky if you have a Simamkele in your life, they are gems and hard to find.

Have you met that girl Simamkele before? She’s such a gem.

by BGKC November 22, 2021