sexasaurus rex

A cool guy who lives on the Outer Banks of NC and utilizes all skills and resources to conquer females in epic roofie and liquor fueled sessions and also owns a bad ass telescope with internet streaming voyeur capabalities.

Hey Mike, did you hear that some dude bought 8 cases of loko 4 and had a Justin Bieber listening party at KDH last night ?

No , but I bet it's that sexasaurus rex at it again.

Yeah, I don't know much about girls, but I bet they all sucked his dick last night.

Bet.

Tim fucks up everything he touches.

And the penguin is a closet pedo ass tickler.

Word.

by jerry went to afghanistan November 26, 2010

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Simpasaurus

A partner in a relationship who simps to an extreme. This person goes well out their way to try to please their partner at the expense of having no dignity. A simpasaurus will allow their partner to get away with things that most people would find offensive and unacceptable in a relationship. Unfortunately this causes the partner to lose all respect for the simpasaurus.

Did you hear that Joe lets his wife sleep with other guys to keep her happy?

Yeah, he's a total simpasaurus. But she'll eventually leave him anyway.

by Gman737 February 23, 2022

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Sigmasaurus-Rex

A synonym for the term sigma

Nick is the sigmasaurus-rex as he has the most rizz on the planet

by CoolShark1413 March 30, 2025

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Sigmasaurus Rex

A synonym for the term sigma. Often used as something even better than sigma

Nick is the sigmasaurus rex as he has the most rizz in the state

by CoolShark1413 March 30, 2025

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Sexasaurus Rex

Someone who is prehistorically sexy. Sexy before the common era.

Your girlfriend is so hot, she’s a total Sexasaurus Rex.

by man>fish November 22, 2018

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Stigasaurus

Bad ass creature with the name of Stigasaurus. He attacks with love but the bad kind, the hard love you know the type when your parents kick you out of the house at the age of 35 and you only got enough money to support your baby momma. Well yah that kind, its powerful. So BEWARE OF STIGASAURUS!!!

Stigasaurus groped your mother while you were at school.

by YungStig June 22, 2021

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