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Simantini

A girl who gets confused for apple martini. Basically a girl with large assets.
"Oh my god. She is so Simantini today."
"I need a Simantini tonight"
by Komeades November 25, 2021
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Simantini

I just wanted to take a moment to tell you how much I miss you. Every day that goes by, I find myself thinking of your beautiful smile, your contagious laugh, and the warm feeling I get when I'm near you. You bring so much peace and happiness into my life, and I feel like a part of me is missing when we're apart. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again and experience the magic that only you can bring. Until then, know that you're always in my thoughts and that I miss you more and more each day.
Life without simantini is incomplete
by unknownbutalwayhereforyou February 13, 2023
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Santinian

Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.
Mike is the leader of the Santinians here on Earth.
by Bob September 22, 2004
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Shmantilizing

To go over to a friend and just non-stop hitting and touching them for a prolonged period of time.
Dov was getting pissed off by Shmuel's non-stop shmantilizing every single day.
by Zaphim12 June 3, 2014
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shantiniece

A Beautiful Creature made from nature itself
The girl Shantiniece was an outstanding singer
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Oliver Richard Samuel Santini

The best boyfriend there is. The most patient, caring and always with a heart full of love ;). There is never a bad day when he’s around

Also a huge penis
He loves her so much. Must be an Oliver Richard Samuel Santini
by Doll face:) April 18, 2022
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santini

Used to describe an amazing football player or otherwise star athlete. Usually has a super fine girlfriend and is amazing in bed. has a 9 in. or larger penis. Fun at parties.
God damn, I wish I was a santini!
by blob12345 April 30, 2008
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