slumber grudge

when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.

"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."

by holymoleydood August 16, 2009

SilMaster

Short for the two words "Silly Master." Or, depending on how you use it, it can mean Silly Masturbater. Mostly used while texting.

Ex 1:
"Laughing my fucking ass off, you're a silmaster at this game."

Ex 2: (Said by an Australian, or a British person.)
"Oi, get oveh he'e ye silmasta'"

by NoobHammer May 11, 2021

Slumango

The female version of a faloo, someone that you don't want to speak to or look at

Wow, she is a slumango, I left that bitch in recent buddies.

by Bobb89 January 5, 2006

Sium

This term cripples the famous exultation of Cristiano Ronaldo, a famous footballer.
“Sium” is often used by Italians on Twitch and was initially created by the streamer Tmblur, also known by the name of Blur.
It is used as an adjective to indicate something as mighty or incredibly positive.

Guy 1: Happy birthday bro, this year i got you a PS5, hope it makes you cheer!

Guy 2: Yo thanks bro, SIUM!

by MANUFRA2 December 30, 2020

The Silmarillion

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

slum lord

An owner of slum property, especially one that overcharges tenants and allows the property to deteriorate.

Yo, my slum lord T to the J Smitty painted over the mold on my walls to fix it ... At least he picked a nice color.

by polarbigi December 21, 2006

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020