Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021

jock sniffing

Jock sniffing, or jocksniffing is a practice involving the inhalation of odors from unlaundered jockstraps for the purpose of erotic stimulation.

The coach caught Adam jock sniffing in the locker room.

by football king November 21, 2007

Sniffing Duck

When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up

Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!

by idkwutmynameis April 25, 2011

stiffington bo biffington

A cocktail, usually mixed in two 16-oz solo cups, which is made strong for the sole purpose of drinking oneself retarded. Also referred to as a "stiffington" or "stiffy" for short.

I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.

by stiffington b. biffington January 21, 2009

Sniffing the Biscuit

when a person performing oral sex on another from behind puts their nose in the anus

Hey hon you got some "stuff" on your nose ugh....you were clearly sniffing my biscuit.

Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.

Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!

Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.

by 12345678910123456789 November 19, 2011

panty sniffing

The art of enjoying taking in the aroma of a females dirty crotch scent contained in her soiled pantys. Held close to the nose and with a slow, deep inhaling of her soiled scent. Licking the filthy panel can also give a tangy taste. Most usually performed whiled masturbating with a towel on your chest and your cock well lubed with ky jelly.

I layed back on my bed, towel on my stomach and a handfull of lube. Stuck the filthy, pungent crotch of her soiled panties to my nose and inhaled the aroma of her 3 days long worn deposit. It was so strong my brain couldn't take the treatment any more from her female scent and offered up my bounty of man goo, spewing from my cock. panty sniffing again helped me to bust a much needed nut, joyously.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Ball Sniffing

The act of sniffing one's own balls in order to get a high on your awesome man smell.

Dan uses ball sniffing as a way to escape his problems at home.

Coach: "Make no mistakes boys, ball sniffing is a dangerous path to go down."

Brendon: "Jake doesn't do drugs, unless you count ball sniffing."
Zack: "I heard he sniffs his balls before school everyday!"

by slamdunkpeices888 May 7, 2010