Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

setzer

A synonym for woman.

"Hey, look at that setzer!"

"Get back to the kitchen, setzer!"

My dad slapped his setzer.

by John Titor January 3, 2007

sitzee

Someone who prefers to sit every change they get, as standing up is too much effort and makes their feet hurt and lying down is for sleeping at night.

That guy at work has got sitzee, coz even after hours he sits at work until late. Maybe his wife makes him standzee at home or something. He sure aint layzee.
Get off that damn computer and go outside to mow the lawn NOW ! You sitzee for 2 days straight!

by Jakeythehakey & SweetNightmare November 14, 2016

Paul Stetzel

A man who is old as fuck and is known to have only one testicle. Legend has it he lost the testicle while feeding peanut butter to his dog.

The old dude over there is acting like a Paul Stetzel

by Conehead 1 August 20, 2018

getting seitzed

When your supervisor is 30 minutes late wrapping up their previous meeting... meaning you have been waiting for them to join yours for 30 minutes.

Hopefully we can get this meeting completed on time. Not looking great, we're getting seitzed and haven't even started yet.

by mtheoryx February 6, 2020

seitzed

Running late to a meeting because someone can't stop talking to you.

Where is David? I don't know, he's probably getting seitzed again!

by DangerMouse52 September 17, 2021

Sietse

A legend.

"Damn, look at that legend!"
"Well, he must be a sietse then"

by Siesel November 23, 2021