Sideways Gravity

The new phenomenon discoverable only when drinking has occurred, where an object or person moves sideways and/or downwards due to actions not of their own. This phenomenon can ONLY be understood by individuals impaired by alcohol.

Example 1: Person A has been drinking and knocks an object. That object is knocked sideways and then falls.
Person B: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

Example 2: Person A and person B are sitting on opposite ends of a bench at a party. Person A stands up and then the whole bench, including person B, tip over sideways.
Person C: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

by Hazzababy January 19, 2014

Fuck Me Sideways

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"

Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"

by IThinkILoveMyCrushXD December 10, 2016

Come at me sideways

Someone who assumes you did something you did not. When someone pops off at you without proof.

Larisa cussed me out for something I did not do. I told her to not come at me sideways.

by Yeerrrrddd January 22, 2021

sideways sloppy joe

see vagina

that chick has a sideways sloppy joe

by cigaray January 2, 2009

bugger me sideways

when youve been proved wrong or
when something unexpected happens

well "bugger me sideways" i didnt see that one coming

by flite November 24, 2003

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

Go Sideways

Jargon; most commonly found among enforcement officers, military, and those in similar circles, including criminals.

Used to describe when a tense situation, usually an operation of some kind, suffers a catastrophic breakdown and devolves into near-chaos, usually requiring violence and/or aggression to restore order.

Likewise, to say something "almost went sideways" means that such a breakdown was narrowly averted.

1) The drug bust went sideways when the dealer found the undercover cop's wire.
2) The bank robbery almost went sideways when someone set off an alarm, but the robbers got their money and got clear before the police could respond.
3) "Man, I hope this chopper patrol doesn't go sideways on us."

by Just A Dude August 26, 2012