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sidepipe

to wear dangerously tight pants in the fashion of 80's musicians and/or pro wrasslers; so that the shape of your manly genitalia show proud and true like the god zues descending mount olympus.
these slortchin muffukkka's flock to my sidepipe like the pulsing dispenser of the nectar of the heavens that it is. (haters eat a dick)
by chauncey mc.ballsdeep November 9, 2003
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sidesplat

A sidesplat is a shot/effect in a film in which a character, usually while walking across a street in a somewhat distracted state of mind is suddently slammed by a fast moving vehicule that explodes into the frame from offscreen left or right.
The shot often begins quietly , sometimes in slow motion, before a sudden burst of sound of the motor screaming, tires screeching, and/or horn of the vehicule. This of course adds to the jolting effect of the regular speed visual of the crash.
There are several examples of this effect from different movies.
Dude, remember when that girl got totally slammed by that car in " Edge of Darkness ". I so didn't see that coming !
That was a total sidesplat !
by Marc O.C. May 15, 2010
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sidcup slinger

the act of a large, homosexual male 'slinging' his testicles into the face of an unconscious male for his own sexual pleasure

named 'sidcup slinger' due to the reputation of sidcup's secondary schools as safe havens for homosexuals
that guy's so hot. i'm gonna give him a sidcup slinger.
by darius priest January 26, 2011
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Sidepiece

A woman whose one level above a jump off but always below the wife. A sidepiece must know her part. While he may meet your family. You will never meet his. A sidepiece is a women he will never commit to. A sidepiece will never be wife material only an easy fuck.
Mary, Teresa, Amanda, Kim, and Christina were my sidepiece.
by Barr Nass February 18, 2019
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sidepipe

When a boy get a stiffy and his shlong goes down his leg.
"Early moring baseball. Joy" boy wearing compression shorts has a sidepipe and takes picture.
by wennes March 18, 2015
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Sidespray

When a male is urinating, there is the main stream that goes in the pointed direction, and the small trickle tgoes elsewhere, usually on the seat of the toilet or one's clothing.
Person 1: Dude what did you spill on you shoe?

Person 2: Oh I was taking a piss and got some sidespray on my sneakers.
by The Master of Dicc May 24, 2018
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Portable Sidepiece

A sidepiece who is ok with and even happy to be your sidepiece even when you break up with your main piece. A portable sidepiece has no aspirations to be your primary relationship and will remain with you through multiple primary relationships.
Person A: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.
by BlacknessComfirmed August 15, 2022
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